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Sports Chiropractor Shoulder Rehab Seattle
Sports Chiropractor Shoulder Rehab Seattle
My favorite hobbies of crossfit, kettlebelling, tussling my children and moving my patients can be hard on the body. Especially with a history of a torn right labrum. See LINK. I understand the importance of ongoing shoulder stability rehab as well as anybody. Life and training do get busy so it is critical to integrate shoulder rehab as seamlessly as possible into your existing strength training and accessory work. This modified banded face pull is best used as a series of long fast reps not to exceed 100 total. Add this in after max effort shoulder training days and see your shoulders recover faster and your lifts improve.
Barbell Alternative to Side Plank
The Barbell Alternative to Side Plank should be used in two separate sessions per week, two sets each day. Over the course of 6 weeks, add weight each week and stay within the 30-45 second time domain on each set.
Knee Pain and the Kipping Handstand Pushup
If your knee is hurting after last week’s 16.4 workout, don’t be so quick to blame the wall balls.  Your kipping handstand pushups may be to blame. Â
When an athlete does a good job of recruiting the hips in the hspu kip, a violent end range knee extension at lockout is the result.  This differs from the crisp knee extension in other movements such as the kettlebell swing because the lower extremity meets no resistance making it an open chain movement with with zero resistance to guide the normal screw-home mechanism of the tibia.  The result can be repetitive hyperextension of the knee through the course of say 55 handstand pushups.  Add the fact that leaning into the wall to achieve a legal rep further levers the knee into extension, and it should be no surprise that many athletes are limping their way into week 5 of this year’s Open. Â
Biomechanics of knee extension in hspu-
The likely source of knee pain following a set of kipping handstand pushups is the anterior cruciate ligament. Â The ACL comes to tension when limiting anterior translation of the tibia at end range flexion. Â In hyperextension, the ACL is vulnerable to impingement by the intercondylar notch roof of the femur. Â Â See article HERE.
The Take Home- Â Explosive knee extension in a kipping hspu is different than in other movements. Â The legs are flailing into the sky without any resistance to prevent hyperextension. Â Â The result is like the ACL getting slammed in a door.
Presentation-
The result of this repetitive ACL impingement is inflammation within the joint space and pain at end range flexion. Â The inflamed joint feels unstable, clicks and pops but should not lock up or give way. Â Getting into the bottom of a squat is very difficult in the week that follows this injury as the joint is swollen on the posterior side and the aggravated ACL is at tension at end range flexion of the knee.
Preventative measures-
Knee sleeves and Rock Tape
- Neoprene knee sleeves
- Hamstring Rock Tape
- Adds some tactile awareness of knee end-range
Joint Prep-
- Coactivation Exercises- Â Russian Swing/ Power Swing
- Focus on coactivation of glutes with quads to avoid end range extension.
- Hamstring prep- Â Death March/ Kang Squat
Technique-
- Coactivate glutes, hamstrings, and quads during knee extension.
- Stay on the wall. Â Striking the heel into the wall at the top of the motion increases hyperextension forces. Â If possible, glide the heels up the wall as the knee approaches lock out.
- Closer hand placement-
- The further the hands are from the wall, the greater the knee is leveraged into hyperextension at lockout.
Recovery-
It is unlikely that serious mechanical damage has taken place. Â If you have apprehension or are experiencing locking up or giving way of the joint, have it assessed by your local knee specialist. Â Otherwise you are dealing with painful inflammation of the ACL.
Inflammatory measures- Â 4-7 days
 Heat / Ice contrast therapy.  6/1 ratio
Normatec vasopneumatic compression
- 20 minute sessions level 8
- 3x/day on empty stomach
Voodoo Floss
- The poor man’s normatec
Pray that there are not pistol squats in 16.5.
Clubbells and Indian Clubs: Legit Rehab Tools or Passing Fitness Fads?
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| For thousands of years Indian Club training has made guys in their underpants way stronger than you are. |
If this is the first time you’ve heard about Indian Clubs or Clubbells, you’re a little behind the curve. They’ve been used as training tools for fighters from all around the world from Russia to Iran for thousands of years. You could argue the case that the club has been around as a weapon and training tool for about as long as the opposable thumb.
Pehlwani wrestlers popularized club training in India in the early 1900’s. To this date The Great Gama is the only wrestler in history who has remained undefeated his whole life which was substantial, as his career had spanned more than 50 years.
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| The Great Gama |
Club training clearly worked for Gama. If you are looking to dominate the Pehlwani Wrestling circuit you would be a fool to leave clubs out of your routine. The more relevant question is whether or not this training has a universal application. Are Clubbells merely a fun way to mix up the routine and run the house in obscure Indian Wrestling circuits, or are they useful tools for adding stability to injured shoulders and strength to competitive olympic lifters and kettlebell competitors? I just began working with clubs recently. The following are my initial observations:
PROS
- I’m Not Good At Clubbelling. This is good. Beginers make progress fast, progress that may transfer over to stability and strength in other areas.
- Accuracy- You must be precise when performing a clubbell move. A wrist angle slightly off is amplified by the length of the club bringing an otherwise acceptable snatch crashing down onto your shoulder.
- Grip- In many moves, you are throwing the club away from the body and stopping that momentum with the strength of your grip. This move is called The Mill. When performed with the proper intensity, it replaces an athlete’s hands with what feel like monkey claws.
- Variety- Due to the specific angles that can be created at the wrist with this long lever arm, there are infinite applications and movements to train.
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| “The night time is the right time. . . “ |
CONS
- Perhaps due to their perceived Indian roots, many feel compelled to attach a psuedo-spirituality to the teaching and practice of clubbelling. See photo.
Plan:
- Master a few basic clubbell moves that address my shoulder weaknesses (mills, casts etc.)
- Add these moves as a supplement to my typical crossfit training
- As an experiment, compete in a USAW olympic lifting competition and an IKFF Kettlebell Competition in September and see if the clubs lend some universal strength and stability
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You think Mastodons Used Tubing For Shoulder Stability? Dude, They Didn’t Even Have Hands.
From my many years spent breaking and fixing myself and subsequent years fixing others, this is what I’ve learned:
1) Isolation movements are boring.
2) Things that go unused are not effective.
For these reasons, there is only one simple criteria for determining the single best exercise someone should do: The one that they will perform regularly and with intensity.
Done regularly, with intensity and over a sustained period of time tubing isolation exercises for the rotator cuff might be the world’s best stabilization exercises ever. EVER! The problem is that they are mind numbingly simple and no one has ever EVER stuck with them long enough to be preventative. When the pain goes away, so does the tubing. Look at this image below. Does she look to be having a great time?
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In your shoulder you want a strong flexible joint, but what the shoulder gains in range of motion, it often compromises in stability. To maintain the balance of stability and flexibility, you’d be well served to use movements that demand both. Enter Kettlebell Conditioning.
I like that Kettlebell movements begin in what is call the Warrior Stance. The humeral head is pulled deep into the socket accentuating the depth and stability of the labrum. This is easy to do but difficult to remember. Stand as far away from a wall as you can and still reach it with your fingertips. Now keeping your arm straight and without pulling your shoulder up toward your ear, draw your hand away from the wall by retracting your arm deep into the shoulder socket. Easy right? Now keep it that way while you perform the following movement:
Could you picture this mastodon rocking hard to 80’s glam rock while pounding his external rotators with tubing exercises? Perhaps he left his medical tubing and his disappointment in the trunk of his car next to his World’s Largest Person trophies and he’s just making do with the Arm Bar in a pinch.
If you own KB’s you already do Arm Bars with the KB you own right? So if this posting is useful for you, you can’t do anything with the information for lack of equipment. Solution?
What makes a kettle bell superior to a dumbbell is that the weight is off center. For that reason when substituting a stick for a bell you don’t hold it in the center. The longer the stick the greater the stability demands on the shoulder.
After the press set your arm deep into the socket (warrior stance.) Keep the stick parallel to the floor and at a 90 degree angle to your torso. I do it like this: 3 sets on each side without a rest between, just a reset period as you saw above in The Arm Bar clip. The time spent in the position is determined by the weight you use. Stay there for several moments beyond your comfort level and rest when it begins to wobble and sway.
If it takes several minutes to get to that point of fatigue, it is time to make a change. 3 arm bars + 1 Turkish Get Up followed with 2 more arm bars all on the same arm before switching to the other side. That should do the trick.
The Arm Bar isn’t the only thing out there but it gets results because it’s a challenging functional movement that pushes stability demands and flexibility limitations in the same movement. Before the next time you sit down to dutifully knock out a long cycle of elastic band rotators ask yourself:
“What would a mastodon do?”
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Visualization and Mental Practice- Take Off Your Shirt and Charge Around Like You Are On Fire. The Wold Cup Goal Will Be Soon To Follow.
My first experience with mental training came in the second grade. I was at recess playing my first game of rugby. We were uncertain of the rules and it took me only 10 minutes to find a way to break my collar bone. Clavicle fractures are common and pretty painful. Where the x-rayed clavicle once held smooth margins it was formed into the shape of a jagged X. I wore a butterfly brace and initially a sling too. After a couple of weeks, the orthopedist called my parents to schedule a time for me to come into the office and begin moving the arm again. My parents were delighted to tell him that I wasn’t available because I was on the mound pitching for my little league baseball team.
My parents love that story. They take full credit for my rapid healing due to the fact that they had me practice a healing visualization each night as I went to sleep. As I remember it I pictured a video game similar to Centipede where I blasted bits of material into the cracked bone.

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| An example of an effective visualization for manifesting butterflies. |
The world is full of successful people who have built empires or defeated diseases who will tell you that positive visualization was pivotal to their success. If you think the guy in the picture above got where he is today without some solid mental practice think again. Bill Starr recently published an article detailing the techniques he successfully implemented in competitive olympic lifting for decades. Now that he has retired he continues to use these same visualization techniques every night to prepare for for running errands the next morning. That may appear a little OCD for most people who would rather being doing instead of visualizing but does it really work, and if it does why?
The overwhelming majority of research on the topic of mental imagery/ mental practice is supportive and is statistically relevant. From healing times in stroke victims,(1,2,3) burn victims, (4) depressives (5) to performance based outcome measures,(6,7,8) mental practice has been well studied and its utility validated.
Based on these studies and many others we could say that Mental Practice “works,” but research is never very good at explaining why something works. For that, you have to turn away from the measurables of research labs and into the touchy feely world of metaphysics and philosophy.
Visualization is a skill that improves with practice. There are many different approaches and step by step models to follow that all basically revolve around visualizing yourself accomplishing a task with as much detail as is possible without getting distracted during the process. Techniques involve engaging as many of your senses as possible to effectively create the scenario and engage your nervous system.
It was proposed by Geshe Michael Roache in The Diamond Cutter and in popular New Age films such as What the Bleep Do We Know, and The Secret that any technique can work but only if it effectively convinces some part of your conscious or subconscious mind that the event visualized actually occurred. This establishes a pathway and a neurological precedent that the body can use and replicate. Proponents of this theory would tell me that the reason why my Centipede visualization sped my clavicle recovery was because during those visualizations I effectively tricked myself and “felt” as though I was healing faster giving my body no alternative but to go ahead and heal faster.
Also at work here is an idea that the physical world or objective reality is the construct of our internal subjective experience. Have you ever noticed that some people have it easy because things always turn out well for them? This idea proposes that it’s the other way around.
The take home here is not the old “Fake it til you make it.” The intent of which statement is to mislead others about your success until you eventually embody that success. Instead, the goal is to “Fake it in a way that some part of you believes it.” The point is to manipulate and mislead yourself so that you will get out of your own way. Still lost? Try this out. To manifest a successful visualization you simply skip the struggle and go straight to the celebration. Here is an example:
Only suckers wait for objective reality. Fire your kids’ soccer instructor. The four step process of scoring a game winning goal in the 2014 World Cup is simple:
1) Remove Your Shirt.
2) Throw Said Shirt Into the Stands.
3) Run In Circles As If Engulfed In Flames.
4) Wait for objective reality to conform to this otherwise irrational behavior.
1-http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21073100
2-http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20022993
3-http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19608100
4-http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2502071/?tool=pmcentrez
5-http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2672052/
6-http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16368636
7-http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20508474
8-http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2525972/
Thrive Under Pressure: Recover Rapidly.
This posting is designed to help a group athletes out of Crossfit West Seattle in their upcoming Caliber Cycle. These recommendations are general and are applicable to supporting recovery from any high intensity training cycle. This is the 4th Cycle that Zach at CFWS has run this year and we’ve learned a lot about how to get the most out of our efforts. Most importantly: Recover rapidly, Don’t get hurt, and Don’t get sick.
Everyone will have their own goals for the end of this cycle but the key is recovery and the path there is the same:
- Fuel Recovery
- Control Inflammation
- Prevent Injury
- Don’t Get Sick
Whether you hope to gain or lose weight in this cycle it is important that you increase your caloric intake. If you wish to lose weight then you are in the right program. Adding a few pounds of skeletal muscle over the following 6 weeks will increase your metabolism. Remember that calories are a measurement of energy. You are planning on expending a lot of energy and you plan to recover quickly, so it is wise to plan on consuming a lot of quality calories. The calories you consume will not cause you to grow. They will pass through the following hierarchy:
- Fuel Your Efforts in the Gym
- Fuel the Recovery From Your Efforts
- Fuel Adaptation/ Strength Gains
- Fuel Growth
Many people who are afraid of “getting too big” only satisfy the first requirement and risk injury because they lack sufficient energy to recover and continue training without injury. A simple way to increase your calories is to add something with a high caloric density such as nuts, avocados, olive oil, or a post-workout concoction of milk and protein powder. For those of you who wish to add an alarming amount of volume to your stature, it won’t be easy. You’ll have to eat in a way that is extreme and uncomfortable. A wise man named Scotty once told me “The meals should be harder than the wods.”
2- Control Inflammation/ Advil is not a vitamin.
Inflammation is not the enemy. Inflammation is the initial step in the healing process. It would be a mistake to rely on NSAIDs to suppress the pain of inflammation. NSAIDs weaken your joints leaving you susceptible to injury. Chronic consumption of NSAIDs often leads to serious gastric and kidney problems.
Instead relying on NSAIDs, control inflammation with:
Fish oil– That’s right. Lots of it too. The guidelines in this link are extreme but if you are ever in your life going to take a high volume of fish oil, now is the time. Buy it. Then drink it.
Contrast Therapy- Several minutes in barely tolerable heat and going right into shockingly cold water. The occasional rest day at Banya 5 or the Y are easy ways to get this done. After a series of particularly heavy training days make your tub into an Ice Bath and submerge your whole body to your chin for 5 minutes. This constricts your capillaries and hastens recovery. Its also strong immune support. For a convenient alternative simply alternate your shower hot 2 min/cold 2min for three cycles.
NSAID alternatives- When you’re looking from the relief that you typically get from NSAIDs, try proteolytic and digestive enzymes. They speed the inflammation and healing process instead of suppress it.
Don’t Get Sick and While You’re Up, Don’t Get Hurt
It is well documented that the immune system can be suppressed during periods of high stress and intense training. There is evidence that supplementing Vitamin C with bioflavinoids during periods of intense training decreases the frequency of upper respiratory tract infection. A gram/ day of Vit C is enough to keep you well. Make sure a that your supplement contains at least 500 mg bioflavinoids though. Without this important co-factor, your vitamin C levels may actually drop due to poor binding and competitive inhibition of your food based Vitamin C intake.
There is some evidence to support the claim that supplementing the minerals Zinc and Magnesium during intense training cycles prevents hormonal imbalances and the resultant over training symptoms of fatigue and malaise. The dose used in this study was 3mg/kg body weight/day. Zinc is an excellent supplement for preventing and fighting upper respiratory infections anyway which makes it a quality supplement to use anytime you feel you may be close to your training threshold. Just be sure to have something to eat first. Zinc supplements on an empty stomach deliver a “rowdy tequila bender” level of nausea.
4- Prevent Injury
Everyone will experience some physical discomfort during this cycle. It is normal for muscles to get sore after a hard workout. It’s not always necessary to “listen to your body” because your brain will often misinterpret terrible and glorious things like Fran and 400m sprints. “Help. Stop. Take a break. You are killing me.” It is an important skill to filter these false alarms and recognize true warnings of impending injury.
Now is the time to get proactive about the weak links in your kinetic chain. You know your spots: shoulder, elbow, wrist, back, hip, knee, ankle- address your weaknesses. Mobility issues in any of these joints will be exposed in the basic olympic lifts. Make it a priority to get to class early and spend 5-10 minutes improving your range of motion. The MWOD has dozens of quality mobilities for the major movements that we’ll be implementing. Supplemental therapies such as ART and Graston are sometimes necessary to make progress in areas with a history of injury.
Summary: There you have it. It is easy to thrive under pressure: Recover quickly, don’t get hurt, and don’t get sick. Contact me with any specific questions regarding recovery and supplementation. Have a great cycle.
Conditioning for Parents aka- Rough Housing for Time
AKA Burn your Ergo Pack.
Most great gyms (the ones with the stank of chalk and glory) don’t have child care facilities. Even if you were fortunate enough to find a Chuck E. Cheese/ Barbell Club hybrid, most parents are typically way too busy to make the time for such an oasis. For all of you parents who don’t have time to get to the gym, this series of postings is for you. While all the rest of us suckers have to pay money for resistance equipment, you clever procreators made equipment from your own DNA. Well done. Now put it to use.
Here are a few ideas that my two rowdy boys (Finley and Sullivan) and I use around the house. Please feel free to expand on these with your own moves and for God’s sake share those ideas below in Comments.
EQUIPMENT:
I have a back yard trampoline which makes several of these moves far safer, more fun and more challenging. This first posting will focus on trampoline workouts. There will be other sorts to come.
Tackle the Team. With children of the right temperament, you wouldn’t believe what a burner this one is. In my family it rivals the WOD Karen in suck factor.
First: Place three small mammals on a trampoline and zip yourself in there with them. These mammals would preferably be children and would preferably be your own. (If you lack the requisite offspring, borrow some from your neighbor.)
Next: Attempt to tackle all 3 mammals AT THE SAME TIME. This gets very challenging when they learn to spread out and to get up quickly after being brought down. If one is back on its feet by the time you bring down the third, you missed that rep. It is sometimes necessary to resort to threats of spankings if they don’t hold still. This is undoubtedly underhanded cheating, but a great man once said “If you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying.” When using this underhanded technique lengthen the WOD to a 20 minute AMRAP to keep it RX’d.
Person Toss. This one is pretty straight forward. Take three warm up bounces before heaving your precious offspring into the heavens and trust your parenting instincts to kick in as they come hurtling toward you. Work up to max effort height gradually. If they get spooked by the abrupt height they will likely flail a sharp elbow into you nose. I catch them under the arm pits and set them aside and grab the next one. This could be performed like Karen (150 for time) but I prefer to treat each toss as a single rep attempt at max height.
Stay tuned for future installments which will cover the following movements and more: Sully and Fin KB swing, People Turkish GU, Child Zerkers, Mammal Front Squats, Finley Thrusters, Over Head Sully, Walk on Dad While he does plank, Burn Your Kelty AKA Farmer’s Walk, Offspring Pistols, Etc.
Achilles Tendon Injury
Injuries to this part of the body go by many different names depending on location and severity of injury: Achilles rupture, achilles tendinitis, achilles tendinosis, tennis leg, gastroc strain, soleus strain, the list goes on but I will refer to the rupture of a lower leg tissue generally as an achilles strain from here on out. The purpose of this post is to help the reader avoid ever having this injury by recognizing risk factors and developing skills that neutralize those risks.
The achilles tendon is the largest and strongest tendon in the body. It can sustain a tensile load of 1 ton. That is the weight of a VW beetle. Despite it’s inherent strength, it remains the second most frequently torn tendon in the human body. The achilles is as substantial as it is because it is made to withstand the dynamic stress of an eccentric load. What that means is that when you jump and land on your toes, the gastrocnemius contracts to slow your heel from hitting the ground at the same time that it lengthens to accommodate dorsiflexion at the ankle. That makes the achilles tendon a rope in a powerful tug of war. When you gain strenth, weight, or increase work load rapidly, you run the risk of out pacing the relatively avascular tendon’s ability to adapt resulting in pulling it apart with your own body’s forces.
Because of the inherent strength of this structure, it is unlikely for it to tear or rupture when it is healthy. It is far more common for a previously inflamed gastroc-achillis complex to give way to a major tear. This is a peculiar tissue that runs when it is torn, much like a piece of paper with a small tear in it- pull on both ends and you’ll soon have two pieces of paper. Athletes are used to performing through discomfort and pain and rarely take the necessary steps required to avoid an impending tear. Most of the successful athletes that I know don’t “listen to their bodies.” They have another chain of command where their bodies do as they are told. That being said, have a look at the wrecked tendon below. This is what was left of my older brother’s achilles after he blew it out in a basketball game. He played through the pain. He went to the gym the next day! He didn’t get in to have it looked at for 3 days. I love him, but he’s a big dumb animal. Don’t be a big dumb animal.
Know when you are vulnerable:
There are 3 major ways that you may be vulnerable to an achilles injury right now.
1) Demographic:
Are you an athlete between the age of 25 and 40?
Have you recently gained weight or increased your strength?
2) Achilles Abuse
Do you like to train cold? Take off from a stop to a sprint? Do you do workouts with rapid repetitive jumps? Do you frequently run on the road? Are you experimenting with barefoot running?
3) Previous Injury
Are you sore and tight above your heel when you first wake up in the morning? Does it wear off as the day goes on?
Have you noticed any swelling making one calf muscle appear larger than the other? Remember it doesn’t have to be painful.
Have you noticed a “twang” in that area. The day after a REALLY long run I felt the sensation of guitar strings being strummed in my achilles followed by them being cut one by one. I iced it and steered clear of dynamic training for a week.
This injury can still be avoided even if you meet several of the at risk criteria above:
Be Proactive:
Listen to your body- I know. You don’t want to but when your body speaks from your lower leg you listen. When your lower leg hurts even a little, ice it and give it space.
Warm the area. I don’t mean “warm up.” Waving your arms and crunching your core won’t warm your achilles tendons. Use the muscle before you stress it and for God’s sake don’t warm up with double jumps or you’re asking for trouble.
Make gradual progressions- The 10% rule is a conservative way of extending your distances by 10% per outing.
Train on diverse surfaces- Consistently running forward on pavement will overwork the mid line structures of your lower leg.
If you are experimenting with the idea of bare foot running, do it step by step- Losing the heel you’ve had you’re entire adult life places an additional 1/2 inch stress on your achilles/gastrosoleus junction.
Stretch the gastroc statically post work out and throughout the week- This can be done with simple moves such as down dog but I like this wall stretch posted to MWOD last month. The guy (K Starr) yammers on for 3 minutes before he gets down to it, but there is a quality mobility in the end:
Keep in mind that the gastroc is part of a larger fascial plane that runs from the bottom of your foot to the origin of your hamstring at your ischial tuberosity. Maintain global range of motion all the way to the toe by working a ball into the base of the foot while you are at your desk.
Summary:
If you injure your lower leg it is typically all or nothing:
All- you feel like you’ve been kicked, hit, or shot in the back of the calf. You will probably even turn around to see who did it. It may hurt a lot as in a 1st or 2nd degree tear, or it may only hurt a little as with a total rupture which can be less painful due to the nerve damage. Either way, it will probably swell and a palpable lesion may be present. Tape your ankle into plantar flexion and get to a sports medicine doc as soon as possible. Do Not Stretch It.
Nothing- This is the small lesion or inflammation that later leads to “All” as described above. With a chronic presentation of lasting discomfort in the lower leg, fascial adhesions are likely built up between the muscle and the fascia. The soft tissue modalities of ART and Graston Technique (tools pictured below) are the methods of choice for releasing those adhesions before they cause larger problems.
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With an acute onset PRICE is the rule here: Protect, Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevate. Remember that the P in protect may require you to Protect your lower leg from your ego and whatever achilles busting plans you had for it when you woke up this morning.
GOMAD: Gallon Of Milk A Day
So what’s the best way to rebound from eating vegan for a month? Exactly. Drink a gallon of cheap whole milk every day and hope for the best.
I’ve been at it for a week now. My first day was rough. I started late in the day and tried to down the gallon during my lunch break. I think that physically I could have done it. What I failed to account for was the time needed for naps and long sour looks into the mirror. I came up one cup short of a gallon in 3 hours.
So to get you up to speed; eating vegan left me strong but battered. My body fat increased 33% in just 23 days taking me to a personal record of 13%. My muscle mass dropped by four pounds. Those are ominous figures if I was to stick it out for the long haul. After the first 5 days of this GOMAD experiment my numbers all rebounded: back down to 10% bf and the 4 pounds of muscle came back.
So far so good. The biggest challenge thus far has been one of storage. I’m keeping a jug at the clinic, one at Crossfit and a couple at home. I’m going with the cheap stuff because I’m looking for growth right? Why pass on the free growth hormone that conventional cattle are pumped full of? I should probably get a full blood panel at the end of this one.
Gandhi DLP Part II: Eat Like a Hippie/ Lift Like a Bull
The plan was to train for one month eating completely vegan to see if I could make a significant strength gain in the absence of meat based protein.
I stuck to this plan for the most part only having some egg in a birthday cake I had and an insignificant amount of soy. The training cycle had to be cut a week short not giving me much time to make an increase but I did the most I could with a 23 day cycle.
I went with a dead lift regimen designed by Zach at CFWS: 5×5 deficit lifts, single rep rack pulls, these terrible things called front squat 1 1/2’s, and some Crossfit Football WODs on off days. The plan was to grind me into a fine powder and see if my body could recover from these beatings while eating like a hippie.
I tried to do this without supplementing any processed protein: no hemp powder, no soy, nothing weird. I went at it like this:
I ate a lot of vegetables.
I ate a whole lot of quinoa.
I drank olive oil like it was my job.
Here is my first attempt at #455 after 23 days training vegan:
It is a little known fact that olive oil has a whopping 120 calories per tablespoon. That is nearly the same number of calories that you’ll find in an entire cup of 2% milk (130 cals.) Whole milk gives you 160/cup and causes spikes in insulin which may cause long-term health problems. I kept my caloric intake high by adding one to two salads per day with 1/2 cup one each = 1000-2000 salad cals per day.
I realize that this isn’t the typical vegan diet but it worked for me. I failed to wither away. I gained 1.5 lbs.
I came off of the Paleo Diet heading into this vegan experiment and the stark contrast of meat intake is not the biggest difference between the two diets. The biggest difference is the wide amount of options that you have as a vegan. When you eat Paleo you would have to go a long way out of your way to eat poorly.
Example: Eat nothing but celery and ham for 30 days.
You have to go a long way out of your way to be a healthy vegan. You can follow STRICT vegan and have a destructive lifestyle with crappy nutrition.
Example:
First tie-up your pleather shoes and walk to your favorite brunch spot.
Pancakes, mimosa, and bagels with soy spread for breakfast-
Red Vines and two American Spirit cigarettes, and a liter of diet Coke for a snack-
Engage in domestic violence then have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and malt liquor for lunch-
Chips and salsa with a salad for dinner- Then kick an old man down some stairs.
You see- Destructive right?
The way I did vegan worked. The predetermined marker of success for this program was to pull #455 (a #15 gain) in a 23 day training cycle. I took on a ridiculous amount of volume training from Coach Z, recovered from each training session well and pulled a much bigger weight off the ground than I had hoped.
Here is the #475 pull: I changed my form a little and it turned out ugly.
I’d like to thank my friend Eric for inadvertently editing this cut. His shirt is better looking then that pull but it doesn’t have to be pretty to count. At the end of the day I went from #440 to #475 bringing me just over a 2.5 body weight DL after 23 days intensive pulling training. I gained 1.5 pounds but my body fat went up 3%!
Conclusions:
1) The body fat increase may have been due to the relatively high sugar intake.
2) Don’t believe the hype. Vegans can get strong.
3) Gandhi probably had a sick dead lift.
Garage Gym: Make Your Own Medicine Ball
The medicine ball is the simplest and most versatile piece of functional equipment you can own. The best medicine balls are the size of a large pumpkin, are equally weighted and cost about $100. “$100 for flippin heavy ball?” you say? I agree.
I made my own beloved med-ball and I wouldn’t trade it for any other. It weighs 44 lbs when it’s dry but because I often toss it in dewy grass, it is rarely dry and weighs as much as 52 lbs.